PS the dog food 4 homeless people drive was a devastating failure; in fact i was depressed for several weeks and unable to even function. You see, just days before spring the coldest night in recorded history swept through these lands from the terrible north, driving nearly all of the homeless population to war. I went out the morning after; it was like a taiga except instead of snow it was ice and hail and skeletal homeless bodies most places other places were just normal homeless bodies, arms stretched toward heaven, as if to touch the face of God. But it was the darkest side of man- not God- that was out there that night, under the killing moon.
Some of the homeless appeared to resort to cannibalism, as they had chunks of flesh in their mouths and their closest (in proximity, i can not attest to the relationships of these people or if they even have the capacity such as to have relationships) were missing similar pieces of flesh. In addition, we found some of these people had deep sword wounds, some had arrows stuck in them ONE EVEN HAD A CHAINMAIL SHIRT that's not practical in this cold i said to myself, and one had barbed wire around his fist but his body was found nailed to a wall but there were a lot of bodies around him with wire wounds so I think he made his last stand here at this place I've left his body on the wall in testament to his courage. We did get a few kibbles though, so thanks for your support guys. We'll get em next time.
Anyway, budget cuts. I don't mind them cutting my budgets, but they cut the kids budgets maybe if they didn't do this every day the homeless could have kept their families from going to war but idk cuz im not some fancy pancy politician.
See I went to a very good home school and because of this I am a very successful man thank you very much sir. But you take away these kids educations and this is what happens and I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DOWN IN THE MALL DOWN THE STREET ALL OF THE TIME AND IN THE PARK ON OUR GROUNDS THIS PARK IS FOR PAYING MEMBERS DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THE RULES ARE THERE FOR A REASON TO PROTECT ME FROM YOU KIDS WITH TATTOOS KIDS WITH EARRING YOU SEE THESE KIDS ON THEIR SCOOTERS BOARDS AND YOU JUST WANNA EAT YOUR LUNCH BUT YOU GOTTA GO FIGHT THE KIDS DOWN THE STREET NOW BECAUSE THEY CALLED SOME OLD GUY A MEAN NAME. LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS KIDS. THANKS. it didn't used to be this way but they closed the schools here. no child left behind? more like every child left behind
anyway, these are my facts yes they are facts read a book and if you can't well maybe you shouldnt have cut all that book funding
FACT 1. THIS IS A BAD EGGS MOM OR DADDY IDK I CANT TELL. SEE THIS IS WHATS HAPPENING THESE KIDS HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE KIDS ARE ANYMORE ITS LIKE LOOKING AT A CHINESE PERSON OH HI CHINESE MAN, ARE YOU THE SAME MAN I MET MOMENTS AGO OR ARE YOU A NEW MAN I'M NOT A NUMBERS MAN SO IDK THE ODDS AND I DONT WANT TO MAKE A MISTAKE SO ILL JUST ASK YOU? OH WHAT? YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. GOOD. The parent/child/mom/dad/family pet in question
FACT 2. These latch key kids all think they're superheros or something. This one kid, he's always in the arcade he's like 11 years of age why is he alone there? Don't his parents know the risks? Anyway when he leaves the arcade he walks down the street no big deal, right? WRONG. See this kids got these huge ear muffs on his head it's ridiculous. and he just walks down the middle of the street like he owns it well he doesn't own that street. He wears those goggles what are the goggles for? You pretending to be skiing? That must be it; skiing down a black snow mountain or whatever these drugged up dopey kids are hallucinating these days. Or maybe he's the Dreadnought walking on the bottom of the sea I don't know. And he's wearing the shirts like oh look at me I'm the Incredibles (that movie). Well what's your power kid? Oh wait don't tell me let me guess, it's causing fatal car accidents, right? Oh, right, because you just caused the fifth one this week I hope you get hit kid but not die I just want you to get hit so you know how it feels.
DUG UP THIS PHOTO AND ANYWAY, TURNS OUT HE DOES OWN THE STREET AND HIS DAD DID THE VOICE OF THE GUY IN THE INCREDIBLES SO IT MAKES A LITTLE MORE SENSE TO ME NOW BUT THIS IS STILL SIMPLY UNACCEPTABLE. STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE GOGGLES AND EAR MUFFS THOUGH.
FACT THREE. CHILD PROSTITUTION. IT'S GETTING WORSE. THE MAYOR OR PLICE OR OBAMAN NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, RIGHT NOW. EVERY SINGLE DAY- EVERY SINGLY SAY WITHOUT FAIL- I NEED TO PUSH THIS KID OUT INTO THE STREET TO GET HIM AWAY FROM MY PLACE IDK WHAT HIS DEAL IS BUT FRANKLY IM SICK OF IT. HE KEEPS COMING BACK AND IGNORING MY SIGNS. I TRIED TO COVER HIM IN A BLANKET; HE STOOD UNDER THE BLANKET FOR A TIME BUT THEN WHEN I LOOKED AGAIN HE WAS GONE BUT THE BLANKET WAS THERE. POSSIBLE GHOST PROSTITUTE CHILD. WILL UPDATE AS ABLE. What's in the box? I asked him once he just looked at me and then got into this big yellow limo zine. Creepy rich little beast prostitute.
Is this child YOUR ghost prostitute chilD? (Note: I added the words for effect as this i s what I think I heard him say to the limo driver once)
FACT 5. So how convenient is this but just outside there was just a huge commotion just now like a huge big deal. I went to investigate and there's this swat team and this clown child. The clown child has a gun! He say's, "I'm here to avenge my dad where's fuckin Barbs that barbed wire bozo" and I heard the cops say "He's dead, son. Nailed to the wall like Jesus." And then I heard a lot of gunfire and looks like I need to put up another monument now. Sorry clown boy. At least you didnt starve of kibbles famine SELFISH CHILD
Not so funny now, eh officers? Is what I should have said
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