Unreadable Tombstone

Gonna call my sign-off notification Unreadable Tombstone. Like unreadable tombstone out lol. Like a movie lol. WELL ITS TIME TO PUT AN END TO THE DEAD WALKING I keep finding ghouls running around the homes wearing pink and bright green sashes, I see bad habits, I see consumption of flesh, I dream in an office with incense, I will escape to the Frisbee basement tonight

Now. First way gathering supplies, and I was armed about head to foot with guns of various scenes movie scene from the matrix. I was pretty badass and was talking a lot about crows and junk, and I had on black chains and a crown made of boot work.

Someone had giver Wheels a headset and she been racing around listen to god knows what basement rock is on there. She said, “Yams called from Amsterdam. He says he’s coming back. He says you killed his son.

I  was all types of nervous, DJ A.M. had been Yams’. Had a pup and knows I did him in with the meat. And I knew I had two choices: stay here, face the wrath of a Vietnam veteran who stuck Charlie with sharpened bed spikes while they slept, I took a deep breath and knew my other option, to sink down to Frisoprea (because it was rumored he had built a city in the goddamn basement) where I would wander among the Dark Coated People, with the spider dogs with the green paint filled mouths and spoke through  various squelches of their coagulate spittle.

It was the fact that Grisbee offered to accompany me so I did get me a tad emotional, I darn neared killed the boy several times over but he keeps coming back. I tell that lad to tend to the hungry, the sick, because I had become too weary to do good to them.

I tell you I had words with my boss – we discussed the future of the grounds, the homeless services, Grounds keeper del ray who talks with the watch keeper late in the gardens, and the Mitch Hoys as I call them, sleeping like slugs in the corner of god knows what floor. Shit that needed dealt with.

This place will miss me. I flee a murderer, I return a champion. The Nameless Prince, Nostrander, Inheritor.

I don’t know what entity will take up these writings. Well if it’s me, I’ll be a happy man, ere these notes of the graveyard placed and penned with an ending.

-Nostrand

Video Game Reviews Epidose 3: Resident Evil 6

Another failed effort by CRAPCOM. Basically just pick up a Mario or zeldas game if you want to play a mans game this is just laughable. SUPERMAN 64 WAS A BETTER GAME OR THAT ONE ABOUT SNAKES IN THE DESERTE OR EVEN THE ONE WITH THE MAN WHO DOES THE BAD THINGS TO POKOHONTIS IN THE DESRT OR SUPER DESERT RAPE 64(THE WORST GAME) 

Graphics 2/10
Where are the child zombies? Where are the zombies of fat people and where are the Hispanick zombies? I have seen those kinds of things in this home on numerous outbreaks didn’t see a single zombie in a wheelchair either which was worst of all prepare for cripple community backlash. Game froze on every level and then the game screams for not saving like a man. WHAT IF POWER OUTAGE?? I can count on my hands how many time the chris redfred clipped through a zombie, I counted at least 17 clippings in the first chapter alone and everytime I tried to make leon kenedy swim YOU CAN’T DO IT FOLKS, HEY I CAN SHOOT EVERY SNIPER RIFLE EVERY MADE BUTI CANT’ SWIM SPLASH AROUND LIKE A MAGICCARP (why doesn’t leon have his sword in this one btw(
Graphics 1/10 CLIPPING ARRRGGGHGHHH you lose a point for no co op

Zombie coon stomp actually a pretty fun minigame you get your coon stomp multiplyer pretty high and then the fat coon comes out and sprays his poop and pee dodge it to hget your multiplayer even higher

Zombie Birds

The Boss in the third level kind of looks like MY BOSS LOL



Sound: Numerous zombie moans in the game are good but the girl characters who keep asking you why they get paid less to shoot zombies as aman when he does it. SOUND IN THIS GAME MADE ME SEXIST 2/10 Music is actually pretty good but it drowns out the coon screams too much, TOO MUCH


Playability: 3/10
CALL OF DUTY CLONE ENOUGH SAID


Multiplayer 
and Story
1.5/10 – This is some of the worst writing I have ever seen in a game Once again you are in raccoon city because we all know we haven’t got enough of THAT ONE (sarcasm) not a single black playable character once again – racism is worse than resident evil 5 which was over the top, a white man killing thousands upon thousands of black men in Haiti during an earthquake AND ITS RATED T FOR TEN (do black people live in asia by the way I do not know, if not then this would explain the cultural divide and the lack of tolerance but still this game takes place in America and we have a kenyian president now so please crapcom this is 2012…next time learn about CULTURAL COMPETENCY and put a black in the game.

More Racist than Racists evil 5

Gameplay: Moving your character feels like pushing a sack of basketballs with a grocery cart and three of the wheels keep getting stuck and the little kid with his mom in line with you keeps screaming so you crab a handful of paydays and start whipping them at him in the face in your rage and the next time you go in there the manager says OH NO YOU CAN’T SHOP IN HERE ANYMORE SIR EVEN THOUGH THIS IS AMAERCA BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY SON


Overall: 0/10 I cannot recommend this game to any boy or girl looking to sink their teeth into a zombie sim. This is theworst of the series and the racism/sexcism/crippleism is over the top. Just because theres never been a black Mario doesn’t mean its ok for you to do it too. CRAPCROM IT IS NEVER OK TO HIT A WOMAN EVEN A ZOMBIE WOMAN. CRAPCORN I SAW THIS HAPPEN MULTIPLE TIMES IN YOUR GAME. PLEASE ALERT THE WOMANS WRITES