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Sunday, October 7

Video Game Reviews Epidose 3: Resident Evil 6


Another failed effort by CRAPCOM. Basically just pick up a Mario or zeldas game if you want to play a mans game this is just laughable. SUPERMAN 64 WAS A BETTER GAME OR THAT ONE ABOUT SNAKES IN THE DESERTE OR EVEN THE ONE WITH THE MAN WHO DOES THE BAD THINGS TO POKOHONTIS IN THE DESRT OR SUPER DESERT RAPE 64(THE WORST GAME) 






Graphics 2/10
Where are the child zombies? Where are the zombies of fat people and where are the Hispanick zombies? I have seen those kinds of things in this home on numerous outbreaks didn’t see a single zombie in a wheelchair either which was worst of all prepare for cripple community backlash. Game froze on every level and then the game screams for not saving like a man. WHAT IF POWER OUTAGE?? I can count on my hands how many time the chris redfred clipped through a zombie, I counted at least 17 clippings in the first chapter alone and everytime I tried to make leon kenedy swim YOU CAN’T DO IT FOLKS, HEY I CAN SHOOT EVERY SNIPER RIFLE EVERY MADE BUTI CANT’ SWIM SPLASH AROUND LIKE A MAGICCARP (why doesn’t leon have his sword in this one btw(
Graphics 1/10 CLIPPING ARRRGGGHGHHH you lose a point for no co op




Zombie coon stomp actually a pretty fun minigame you get your coon stomp multiplyer pretty high and then the fat coon comes out and sprays his poop and pee dodge it to hget your multiplayer even higher






Zombie Birds




The Boss in the third level kind of looks like MY BOSS LOL



Sound: Numerous zombie moans in the game are good but the girl characters who keep asking you why they get paid less to shoot zombies as aman when he does it. SOUND IN THIS GAME MADE ME SEXIST 2/10 Music is actually pretty good but it drowns out the coon screams too much, TOO MUCH


Playability: 3/10
CALL OF DUTY CLONE ENOUGH SAID


Multiplayer 
and Story
1.5/10 – This is some of the worst writing I have ever seen in a game Once again you are in raccoon city because we all know we haven’t got enough of THAT ONE (sarcasm) not a single black playable character once again – racism is worse than resident evil 5 which was over the top, a white man killing thousands upon thousands of black men in Haiti during an earthquake AND ITS RATED T FOR TEN (do black people live in asia by the way I do not know, if not then this would explain the cultural divide and the lack of tolerance but still this game takes place in America and we have a kenyian president now so please crapcom this is 2012…next time learn about CULTURAL COMPETENCY and put a black in the game.

More Racist than Racists evil 5













Gameplay: Moving your character feels like pushing a sack of basketballs with a grocery cart and three of the wheels keep getting stuck and the little kid with his mom in line with you keeps screaming so you crab a handful of paydays and start whipping them at him in the face in your rage and the next time you go in there the manager says OH NO YOU CAN’T SHOP IN HERE ANYMORE SIR EVEN THOUGH THIS IS AMAERCA BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY SON


Overall: 0/10 I cannot recommend this game to any boy or girl looking to sink their teeth into a zombie sim. This is theworst of the series and the racism/sexcism/crippleism is over the top. Just because theres never been a black Mario doesn’t mean its ok for you to do it too. CRAPCROM IT IS NEVER OK TO HIT A WOMAN EVEN A ZOMBIE WOMAN. CRAPCORN I SAW THIS HAPPEN MULTIPLE TIMES IN YOUR GAME. PLEASE ALERT THE WOMANS WRITES








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