To top this all off, I guess one of the "Residents" somehow snuck a laptop into this place even though that's a breach of my trust and such a device is contraband here in this safe place. So now I have to go and set up all these new security laptop countermeasures and I've developed a particularly malicious whorm that will hunt down the criminal and monitor their every movement slowly draining their battery power and once this is accomplished I will throw the switch (that's what we call it here) and cut all the power to the grounds and at that point it's just a waiting game.
Oh, and finally, my BOSS shut down the rage zone. I said, how are we gonna let out of rage without the rage zone? And MY BOSS was all like, "the people here average 91 years old, they can barely eat their mush properly let alone understand a concept such as the rage zone, where two men enter and 0 or one or on some rare occasions three men leave. Rage zone has to go." Well that was a mistake because violence solves everything, at least when the problems are put to the rage zone test which is diferent than just fighting it out like uncivilized 91 years old cavemen pounding their rocks against the dirt to prove a point.
So anyway I'm sitting there thinking of ways to keep the rage zone. I figured out that maybe if we used foam swords like you know, you take the usual swords we use (they're made of solid oak they're not real don't get the wrong idea) and wrap em up in duct tape and tin foil and on the inside you fill it with red food dye so that it looks like you just threw someone into a sword grinder also you can use any color dye you want, just have to change up the scenario like if you want to be fighting fish, you would use blue dye because of the watery blood they have and if you were fighting aliens you would use green and if you were fighting panthers people you would probably use yellow or orange with a few black speks thrown in there like their coats.
Well all of a sudden, my all the monitors in my command room start to light up. Usually this means one of a few things, like another wolfs raid on the homeless shanty town in the back, or someone tried to re-activate the clay golems (they were never actived in the first place but don't tell the residents that because they get some weird glimmer of hope thinking these things can come to life) I made, and sometimes when Wheels summons the Avatar of War. Sometimes I open the comms and say, "Hey knock it off" but the wolfs dont understand and hell if the Avatar of War ever does anything I ask it to, so usually I just throw a blanket over the monitors and take a nap and usually the probelm goes away. This time, though, it was different. I threw the blanet over the monitors but a stray breeze washed over every time I put the blanket over it so that didn't work. Anyway, I start to turn the monitors off, and then I realise the one that's looking right into Montes' room is flickering a whole wild bunch so i tap the monitor and then I shut it off. Well a moment later, the my command station freaks out because I had found the lap-top criminal so I rush back to my station as fast as I can, and look to see the face of my criminal. As I had suspected, it was that old guy from 'Nam and I was tired it was 1 pm so it was time for my nap figured I'd let him have his fun for now. Montes' monitor was still flickering and now that I think about it he was staring right at the camera but I don't really care for that man so I wasn't paying great attention.
Anyway, I wake up and all the lights are out and I give myself a big pat on the back for shutting out all the lights with my whorms. So I start to go back to my room and all the Residents are shuffling around like normal but one strikes my eye- Montes. He was running around like a wild man screaming about whatever wildmen scream about and this started to piss me off a little.
All the residents started whining and crying about this guys antics so I took it upon myself to put an end to this madmans madness so I go to the Nam guys room and take his ill gotten laptop and I go out into the middle of the cafeteria and beat Montes to within an inch of his life and then I go back to my command station and throw the laptop right out the window at the homeless people out there, but it got stolen by the wolfs pretty quick. Anyway later, my boss comes in and asks me what happened to Montes and half the residents.
And I'm like, "Someone snuck in a laptop and beat him with it to within an inch of his life because he was running around all like a crazy rabid dog screaming nonsense"
And my boss looks at me with that big, "WHAT?" look I always get, and I just shrugged. And then BOSS was like, "WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE POWER OUTAGE" and I was like in the command center trying to restor power, boss. And then it asked, DID YOU GET BIT?
And I was like no but you can bite me HA and then my boss told me that Montes' was eaten alive and that half the residents are now missing and that the other half are mostly in shock. But the honest truth is, I know where about 3 of them missing residents are. Theyre festering in the new and improved RagezoneRedux out back, guarded by wolf guards.
