KIBBLES OVER SYRIA

Hey folks this is an emergency post, Syria needs your help. As you might now, things in Syria aren't going to well and lots of people are put into a very difficult spots. I'm not a military minded man, so I can't just pick up my BB gun and go over and show them Syrians a thing or two about how to fight and show them stealthwerks tactics (if you are Syrian or any other type of person please feel free to use my previous stealthwerks tips as your country spirals uncontrollably into civil war as the great UN stands by and watches the horror with naught but an disinterested glare but please be honest about it and give the credits where they are do thank you and also remember that they might be dangerous to you as you have not undergone the intense trainings YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED; I WILL NOT UPDATE NEW STEALTHWERKS TIPS AT THIS TIME I AM SORRY THANK YOU)

aNY how, I think it's time to try and reinstate the kibbles drive. Even though last time was a devastating failure, I said we'd get em next time well this is next time and the world needs your kibbles. I have an old (he's very old) friend who flew a crop duster once. Well I've been hard at work making my own crop duster fleet. That's not going too well because no one around here even has any kind of engineering degree or even a degree in math and most of us don't have a degree at all; also there is the metal shortage still going on because the homeless people out back have baried it all and are now camping out on top of that precious man-made metal deposit LOOK IM SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING PLEASE LET THE PAST BE THE PAST AND LET ME DIG UP THE METAL SHEETS PLEASE. They also have stolen all of the mining picks so now the Twilight Undermine can't function and everyon'es on strike and I honestly am at my wits end about that. OTher than these issues it is going well and we have one cropduster. So now I just n eed your kibbles and bits, so we can load up that plane with tonnes of kibbes and one dusty old man and send him off to Syria to drop off some emergency care kibble packages to those who need it most.

Need FREE kibbles? Here you go!
http://www.freekibble.com/default.asp
Sned Syria your kibbles!

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IF THERES ONE THING OLD GUYS AND GALS LIKE MORE THANGOING TO CHURCH ITS INTERNET DATING CONFIRMEDFACT. WHY NOT COMBINE THE PRAISE JESUS WHILE READING OUR DAILY BREAD (THE DAILY -B- LITERALLY AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVES IN OUR HOME I NAMED BREAD WHO WRITES A BLOG ABOUT THE SINGLEL IFES) AND CHURCH HUMS PLAYING [d: insert< MIDIFILES.CHURCDHUMS.EXL] AND EMAIL SETTINGS, THINGS LIKE OLD PPL LIKE TO WRITE IN EMAIL ABOUT CATS, TYPES OF SOUP AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOUPS ON DATES this is going to be on the front of the websit.

You will be able to set up your grandpa or any your dads you have and set them up on an edate. First edate is free second is extremely expensive (getting old people hooked on edates) and you and yours entitiled to 1one free efuneral but you BUT ONLY ONE FREE EDATE AND EFUNERAL PER ACCOUNT IM SERIOUS

 

You may have heard in the rumor mill churning around out there about the SOAPA laws they are trying to code into the internet well make sure you DON’T ISTALL THAT SOAPA LAW (stands for STOP OUR ARE PIRACY RIGHTS) which. Today’s laws allow you an honest and just download whatever you want and sell it to your mailman ITS CALLED EARNING AN HONEST BUCK!!!

hONESTLY wHY wOULD yOU eVEN tRY tO dEfend a laws that stamp out our most primitive animale Pirate Rights you should be able to wear an eye patch if you want [d:insert<American Drems_praisethetruelordjesushums.gif] on your facebook profile [d:insert<free_efuneraldeathprofit.midifile] or wear pirate themed hats on your webresume (I do).  

Onlime pirating

WHY WOULD YOU GO TO YOUR CLOSEST RETAIL STORE AND PURCHASE THE NEXT TWOPUK ALBUM WHEN YOU COULD GO TO YOUR NEIGHBORS TRUCK BUY THAT SAME THING FOR 1 OR TWO LESS DOLLARS ITS CALLED SUPPLY AND DEMAND GENIUS (SUPPLY (z) / DEMAND (y) = TR or TOTAL RETURN or TR=Z / Y + Tangible Assessets =trade-weighted exchange rate) x

SOAPS IS ANOTHER FORM OF SOCIALISM BASICALLY. SOAPS WONT EVEN LET DONATE TO CHARITY BECAUSE SOAPS DESTROYS HOAPS™. SOAPS WILL TEACH OUR CHIULDREN NOT TO SHARE WHICH WILL MEAN INCRESD WAR OVER OUR DWINDLING PRESCIOUS MINERAL RESCOURCES FOSSIL FULES THANKS SOAPS. AND BY THEN STORM WARFARE WILL BE

ANOTHER THIHNG ABOUT STORM WARFARE – YOU THOUGHT KATRINA WAS BAD JUST THINK ABOUT WAKING UP TO AN EVEN WORSE TORNADO THAT IS WORSE THAN THE KATRINA TORNADEo WAS Storm Warefare is Worse Than Golem Warefare Or the atom bobs falling in Japan world trade towers what new fresh hell is this oh an regular American Day but instead that nice stroll you were doing with your family ur children getsucked up IN THE FLOODWAKE. WAVE GOODBYE DAD THEY HAVE BEEN TURNED TO COLD FUSION FOR CHINASE TANKS .   YOU’LL BE PRAYING TO LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS EVEN THOUGH THE FOOD THERE IS TERRIBLE

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