POKEMON GO … Is this the new ninento 10/10 SCORE. Theres even a pretty spooky (delete) . A reviewers tips on how to drive a car while playing Pokomogo., how to score wild pokes, abducting the children’s pokem … And How to be ghoulish

First Tip: Steal that child's phone
How to take pokemon from the children:


Hide from the chilren once you are free. Hide your whole body out of complete sight, they are faster then you will ever believe. And they will find you and they will hunt you. Once you are hidden just begin mining for data - can take up to 14(fourten) minutes) for the datamining

Charcharman … the most precious of pokies. How is this true> His skin is the color of what?      I have seen his eyes in my dreams

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Look out! Charburb is

Pokedriving: HOW TO POKEYDRIVE

How to pokedrive a car:

responsibly:

1: Hope in your car and pokndrive around your neighbord! - I’ve done it every night this month, and other months and I will continue doing it as a matter of fact, in the dead of night as the beastly dogs howls, making me a pokeboy of night, or even on a Sunday day. Yoyu aer in complitet comptrol of your vehicle at ALL TIMES. BE IN CONTROL. Make sure your phone is as close as you can be to the windscreen so the police men can know what you are doing. 

Be careful here, as if your phone in anyway resebles a gun, you could be shot dead. How to avoid being shot while playing pokemom. Consider wraping your phone in paper that looks like stickers to trick the police. With a removable flap to see the screen, etc. be creative here

 -Boneses: Dress up as your favorite pokemon. Ill wear a charcharman suit when im feeling good. And yes it’ss surely a great suit, as far as they go. Yes it is an excellent suit;However. The suit is far too heavy and big to fit in the tight constraints of the drivers seat. Yes, it is too big and there was a time on the highway when I was enfolded inside the charchip that I passed out for the briefest of moments, because of the very hot suit and once I thought I really was a pokemon, for at least half the trip. It is the fault of the police also for the dimly lit streets.

Tip 3: HOW TO CONTROL YOUR FEAR

-Drink protein and mineral waters

-Deep focus

Graphics: Grapics score an 10 out of 10 for realism. All of the pokemen look great. I’ll be honest, some of them just look sexy. Now Guess what? I bet you are so sursrised to see all 150 pokemon .. (the 151^st is a rare to get mutant spawn of beasts named growldogs ) Here are the pics of my favorites enjoy readers! 

Mactartle

Catterswipes

Bloob

o whasp

Spappy Hollows

Wishbone the dogf

Growldogs

Telepups

Hamper

larged Bee

Nippy the Fish

Red baglezo

Weaselsnipes

Chocolate Drabbins

Larb

papda bea

Pan capes

warspawn

Battery Dog

Trialdogs

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Testemorials

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“One of the new Pokemon is an ice cream cone. It is literally an ice cream cone. And it evolves into an ice cream cone with two scoops.  :( this isn’t a good pokemob game I want my money back, plesas”

pokemon is rated R

Great energy moves. Do the pokeboys get energy from within. Or is it the power?

ELECTION NEWS:

THIS JUST IN .. rosie o donnold is today our newest president. It is an extra special day because Rosie is going to play pokego for the frist time. Thanks Rosie for supporting the woman vote. We know you didnt harm those barn animals. Perhaps the ignorant media will one day to write about how America will be maked great again I expect the working man will have coal in their homes by this Tuesday, and it wont be illegalized anymore by obaman . he says jobs for global warming? Not on Rosie’s watch. we can be good again like in the old days of the past, like when we learned how to make nuclear fusion, or even as far back as the first world of war (ww1) and the resolutionary wars. is it true we could once meld our minds with pet animals? (What about going back to that day? –(delete personel Question)

TIPe 7:

HOW TO TRICK THE OLD FOLKS TO PLAY POEKMON OG AND STEAL THEIR WINNINGS

Lots of pokle are available en masse once you access the phones from the elderly. Take them straight away from their hands if you must. and be prepared for the precious stores of data will be yours for the taking.

 

-Please give all of your pokes, your phones, your passcodes to mr. hobbs on floor two. If you are luckyhe will place a rare Catterswipes in you, ifinites poke dust, and charcharman candy

a wild Mactartle appears

Yollums is making a call to custonmer service in Japan. demanding to know why his identity was taken. AGAIN. He will not know it was me. 

If you catch enough Larbs you will ascend

I don’t mean to bost but this only took 3 minutes   ;)

darn

Last Rule: What to do if the police come to talk to you about crimes. This is by far the most important rule. This how it can be done: Listen to this: I was keeping the Nameless occupied with the sound of white whales playing on the loudspear. when a police lady came into my office .. Hello may I help you? I calmly asked in a tone to welcoming a conversation. Sir there are reports of a man stealing phones from children at the soccor field. They say he wears a dark coat and hides behind the trees and waits there. Well that wasn’t me, surly you can see how busy I am ranking in my tax breaks - Perhaps your biggest mistake was voting . and she said excuse me and I said, that Hillary is out to grab the money out of your very pokets. O Donld is one step away from sending her to gwanabobo bay I heard she stole our information and seadrones and wikileaked them to Ras x Raibby. Ive written requests as to the inquire of this womans birth certificate and other legal docs. Well said the police lady . sir these young kids are not able to afford free health care anymore. And I asked was she referring to the black kids or to the white kids . And she said what does that have to do with anything and I said well quite a lot in fact. When the walls go up you’ll understand. As a matter of fact these kids arent not black nor are they white said the woman police. What the heck do you mean was my question, black or white that is the basis of human beings duality. And she said they are Mexicos children with very little money and I said what and she said haven’t you ever heared about about Mexicos? And then I learned the terrible truth …

Apparntely there are odd human types with bronze skin from the land of Mexicos,.  Youll have to go and do some reasearch  on your own here folks I don’t know much about this land but to be sure it is a place filled with wild dogs, snakes, and no food at all whatsoever, and I imagine some kind of badland type landmass .. (educated guess) 

Sad today today friends. Wheels died again :( 3^rd or fourth time I think. Funeral is going to last for a brief 15 hour ceremony. It is not alright to catch any pokepals during the funeral rites or to fling your balls at the coffin or at the body (who would think of that) or anywhere around the ENTIRE GRAVE. Rembber what happened last time. Wheels’ corpse is a pokestop now so I will store her sweet little body in the shed like, it’ll be a secret. And infinite pokoop balls for all … as for the wheelchair well … its twice as fast as walking and those pokes wont catch themselves. You can’t steal from the dead said pappy. Im using a dead wommans chair that’s all and not a jury on earth could convict me; I saw every episode of criminal judge, and believe me if the police come here again there is going to be a fight. pokemon go is for kids and grown ups too. a fun and happgme a 10 rating game. Have fun ok

Tip 4:

Download ROM

here:

pokeroms.com.com (a virus)error