THE STATE AUDITORS FROM THE FISCAL ENFORCEMENT AGENCY HAVE CHOSEN TO AUDIT MY FILES DURING STAR WARS DAY - A LETTER TO THE IRS EXPLAINING IT ALL

Dear IRS, how dare you send these men here. Were you not aware that star wars is monts away or have you not heard of the george lucas film, and the jedi knights, the masters of our solar system, various spooky beasts, dark vadar, chewie, aliens, and luke silo

As acting staff accountant and caretaker of these sick and elderly folks and rep-payee for all I demand to know in writing why last week three state auditores came uninvited upon these premises during my star wars party here is a list of my demands. here is a list of their crimes1they were extremely rude to me #2 audids demand I relinsquish all financial files #3 copies taken from my office by audids includeing27 cashed cheques and cheque bounces, forged cheques(only had 2), chequre printouts and expense reports, bank reaports, etc

#4 questioned like a witch burned in a fiery trial … sir why have you shredded over half of your staff’s W-2 forms and why have you given the rest to the elderly residents to hold? Why are they entrusted with staff pay records and social security numbers? Are you employing these residents sir? I have documented these threats and others and shall be notifying the humans rights

#5) lastly they demand -- and I literally do not know what this means: taxes. Yes, taxas. I am a licended medical profesional and have never heard the term ‘tax’ in my life, does it mean terminate wax or what, we have plenty of termites if you would like to see them. They did not want to see the termites. in fact they left after I asked them to and they have no returned since. i think they went across the screet to audit the children with their lemonade stand (tastes like dishwasher liquid) though it Is a crim to audit children, or wernt you aware?

most agrevious of all , and by all means see for yourself the attached copy of the cheque in question -- major concerns over one cheque signed by me totaling $475.00 US Dollars Payable to the EBAY account of one T.CHICKENJONES@YAHOO.COMFor an opening day theater ticket to StarWar Episod VII, The Phantam Pain, appropriated from our federal grant funding and the state work incentive program funds, as well as an additional $250 cleared check for “Edible Bread Money Start Up Fund” … 

This is#1 delving into my personal life and affairs and #2 I am a victim of identify theft #3 I CAN, AND HAVE, PRINTED OUT MY OWN DOLLARS FROM MY INKJET PRINTOR SO WHY WOULD I EVEN DO THIS

Signed ~ Nostrand,

Staff Accountant and Home Overlord, Caretaker of the sick and elderly, chamion of the nameless, The Unburnt, appointed Nostrandre Solaire, ~esq

p.s. here is the party you have ruined:

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Proof of star war party attachments (1) through (36):

proof of fun party and happy pupp

star food

and cospayers doing a good job

STAR WARFUN FACTS AND TRIVIA!!!!! 

Bambo warriors – little tricky pandas or maybe not? Bears wielding bambo weapons 

they eat the bambi too and live on the forest moons of andoor (sp) (not sure if earths moon or one of the outer galaxies) fun

Quiz: wjhat kind of bamboo pet would be your favorite? (I would want dog type)

kinds of space food are featured here

                                                   space rocks are okay to eat if tested

 Lots of space battles on plutis, mars, saturn, all your favorite planets

muppets you just cant get enough of them

The Chuba Lord – very scary slug beast. Eats all day. also the fattest villein

Light swords. A jedi knight’s best weapon. luke silo slashed a yeti with one and I was so impressed. weakness to power arrows.

Look at the new light sword lol it is really great

Star war episode V Quiz:

-what does the V stand for? hard to say

-who are dark vadar’s father?

-Name 3 different kinds of muppet pals

!!!! More leaked tubnails of episode V !!!!

Great party. Look at these old friends having fun, wow who would audit such a great and ufn time

Dark vadar plushies are not fine no dark vadar can’t be soft; he is the darkest lord

Leonard Hobbs released on bond welcome back!! Excellent

yodi is not a leprechaun. I get really mad when people say he is one.

I do not know who this man is. or who allowed him to the party. he is not allowed here anymore. notify secvurity if seen

burps did a terrible job. Try again

We must all help cover the cost of these expensive backdrops they do not pay for themselves. As well as the graphic designer who charged an outrageous rate

wow really good --- look at those starwars lightssworss contraption. really great star work

Grisbee how you have grown, my friend..keep it up Jedi Master

can't remember

This is Mimi, owner of Mimi's cafe across the street. I have such a huge crush on this beautiful, woman. The girl not the muppet*

Babby Fett Burps– babby fett helmet still missing :( You better find it Burps it will cost you a weeks pay

Wheels #1 winner again! Wheels dressed up as the death star – absolute #1 best

see you in court

SKEETONS

HELLO VIETMAN, I am back from a long hiatus. I've had many adventures in my time away, including interviewing many historigal figures atop mt everest (Steve Hawkins) I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Yes, I have seen many things BUT I have learned many more things but first, some more about me

In my time away Frisbee became a big shot at the old age home and he in fact made great strides toward alleviateing the homeless problem that plagued the area. He even found one charming colord man and took him under his wing and made him a staff accountant at the home things were going well for this man until an anonymous call to the SEC regarding the misappropriation of funds by one "Leonard Hobbs" (the colord man) and lets just say the colord man is in jail now and I have a new job but I don't know the first thing about my new job but don't tell the SEC please, I already called them once and I don't wanna talk to them ever again thank you for your time. I often just sign cheques for fun and hand them out to whoever needs money, free money is good money I say, but I refuse to hand anything out to the homeless people because they didn't work for this money I did and I got it through hard work and opening the "Get Well SOon Grampy" letters small children send to their grampy's that are here. Ol Grampy Nostrand thanks you, children now lay your pretty heads to sleep and forget all about those other grampys, they don't need your money and they don't deserve your money which is why the cheques i hand to them bounce 100% of the time, and also why their letters are always bent up in crumpled envelopes that are taped shut (because I opened them) and also please don't tell the SEC this either

Anyway I went to medical school for a day before they said I had no busines being there, but I learned a lot and after my experience with DJ AM (it's a cold case now) and that coupled with my medical school day I feel uniquely qualified to give medical advice. But because it's THAT time of yea r, I want to talk to you about something you might not be know much about.

Skelteons. Yes, skteotns. I know they are spooky but there are a lots of skels in the workd and there might be one inside of you right now, and if there is I am sorry for you BUT

It is okay because sktelsnt can do some really neat thhings when they arent being too spooky for you or for me

For one skteons likes to play songs and dance heres some moving pictures of sketegns doing those things

 HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN LOL!!!!!!!! YOUR FRIEND NOSTRAND

That was really spooky they move so awful and disgusting I hate skepetons here's some more

this one is doing something I think its attacking or being brought back to life by a necro (necromancer, they call up the dead with black magics)

look at how it moves it is sickening 

sometimes sktetns get mad so heres a few videos so you know what a mad sketesong looks like and can avoid it all costs (you must avoid it at all costs or it will get insidie you and and then you're a skteong man and youll have no friends)

heres a mad  skeltetns:

and this skteopng is very mad and also robbing you so be warned, yes sketherons can rob you

This here is the ghost of Rlizay Blackheart, the most feared warrior of all time

This one is Rlizay's companion, the headless sktelon known as trumpetman

This is harry Potters sktepon (note the magic eyes)

Some skethsn can be cool though I think here's the only chill guy I found

I have got a bad news though. I took a 3d med scan of myself while I was in medical school that one day. Folks, I've got a skeletojs in me :( here's the proof

(This is me skipping the class on veins lol I ask the professor to go to the bathroom and he said go ahead and he didn't know I was going to spend 32 minutes in there I bet he wishes he never let me leave the room lol)

(This was me later during the class on veins after I came back from the bathroom. lol BORING)

(This was me during lungs class while I was to give a presentation lol. Teacher asked me whether I was ready to present. I said, 'present? this is first day of class, how was I supposed to prefer for THAT?" No, said professor, we are eight weeks into the semester who are you and why are you here?





Rmemeber to check yourself for sltkens otherwise you might get a skdgnk on you and then you won't have any friends

^ that could be you





Also here's wheels new chair I got her from amazon:

LUV YA WHEELS STAY AWAY FROM SKELETRONS!

 HOEP I DIDN'T SPOOK YA TOO MUCH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN!!!!!!! YOUR PAL NOSTRAND 

 

 

DREAREST FRIENDS, I HATE TO SPOKE YA MORE BUT....

 

OH NO!!!!

I'VE GOTTEN MANY, MANY REQUESTS FOR MORE SKETLSNG INFORMATION, SO HERE YA GO

SKELTE-FACTS:

1. DOGS CAN BE SKETLNS TOO:

sketlno dogs often attack the brave knights, so be careful if you are one of those things

2. SL;KGRENGS ABUSE BABBYS

BABYTOR MMA LOL

 3. SKELBS DAYDREAM IN CLASS ABOUT CUTE GIRLS

THAT WAS ME IN LUNGS CLASS ON THAT ONE DAY I WENT TO CLASS BEFORE GETTING KICKED OUT OF MED SCHOOL (special thanks to the med scanner letting me to see my awful, disgusing skepetoin, please folks don't let a slketn be near you or you'll end up just like me :(   )

4. Stephen hawks says some skelthsn comes from space

is this how the universe was created? Stephen Haws doesn't have a skeltnbs so he may never know :(

5.

7 this is RARE FOOTAGE OF WHEN A SKETELGN JUMPS INTO YOUR BODY WATCH OUT DON'T MEAN TO SPOOK YA WITH THIS BUT ITS IMPORTANT SORRY jim

8. skullitons only care about 3 things

Skulls
Spooks
Slekents

9. STAY AWAY FROM CLOSETS THEY ARE SKELETNOS FAVORITE NAPTIME PLACE! IF YOU ARE GOING TO OPEN A CLOSET, REMEMBER THIS SIMPLE PHRASE: GET ON THE FLOOR, DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR, THERE'S A SKETEBSDN IN THERE, PLUS THIRTY MORE!

AND LASTLY, 10: 

WHILE IT MAY BE TEMPTING TO HUG A SKTEBG, REMEMBER WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HUG A SHTELTNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/31, NEVER FORGET SKETETLONS DAY! GOD BLESS

SORRY FOR ALL THE SPOOKS! HAPPY SPOOKYWEEN,

YOUR BEST BUD, NOSTRAND!

STAY SAFE OUT THERE FOLKS!!!!! KEEP BOTH EYES ON THE SKIES!!

THANKS!

HAPPY SPOOKWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!