Dear IRS, how dare you send these men here. Were you not
aware that star wars is monts away or have you not heard of the george lucas
film, and the jedi knights, the masters of our solar system, various spooky
beasts, dark vadar, chewie, aliens, and
luke silo
As acting staff accountant and caretaker of these sick and
elderly folks and rep-payee for all I demand to know in writing why last week three state auditores came uninvited
upon these premises during my star wars party here is a list of my demands.
here is a list of their crimes1they were extremely rude to me #2 audids demand
I relinsquish all financial files #3 copies taken from my office by audids includeing27
cashed cheques and cheque bounces, forged cheques(only had 2), chequre printouts
and expense reports, bank reaports, etc
#4 questioned like a witch burned in a fiery
trial … sir why have you shredded over half of your staff’s W-2 forms and why
have you given the rest to the elderly residents to hold? Why are they
entrusted with staff pay records and social security numbers? Are you employing
these residents sir? I have documented these threats and others and shall be
notifying the humans rights
#5) lastly they demand -- and I literally do not
know what this means: taxes. Yes, taxas. I am a licended medical profesional
and have never heard the term ‘tax’ in my life, does it mean terminate wax or
what, we have plenty of termites if you would like to see them. They did not
want to see the termites. in fact they left after I asked them to and they have
no returned since. i think they went across the screet to audit the children
with their lemonade stand (tastes like dishwasher liquid) though it Is a crim
to audit children, or wernt you aware?
most agrevious of all , and by all means see for yourself the
attached copy of the cheque in question -- major concerns over one cheque
signed by me totaling $475.00 US Dollars Payable to the EBAY account of one
T.CHICKENJONES@YAHOO.COMFor an opening day theater ticket to StarWar Episod
VII, The Phantam Pain, appropriated from our federal grant funding and the
state work incentive program funds, as well as an additional $250 cleared check
for “Edible Bread Money Start Up Fund” …
This is#1 delving into my personal life and affairs and #2 I
am a victim of identify theft #3 I CAN, AND HAVE, PRINTED OUT MY OWN DOLLARS FROM
MY INKJET PRINTOR SO WHY WOULD I EVEN DO THIS
Signed ~ Nostrand,
Staff Accountant and Home Overlord, Caretaker of the sick
and elderly, chamion of the nameless, The Unburnt, appointed Nostrandre Solaire,
~esq
p.s. here is the party you have ruined:
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Proof of star war party attachments (1) through (36):
proof of fun party and happy pupp
star food
and cospayers doing a good job
STAR
WARFUN
FACTS AND TRIVIA!!!!!
Bambo warriors – little tricky pandas or maybe
not? Bears wielding bambo weapons
they eat the bambi too and live on the forest moons of andoor
(sp) (not sure if earths moon or one of the outer galaxies) fun
Quiz: wjhat kind of bamboo pet would be your favorite? (I
would want dog type)
kinds of space food are featured here
space rocks are okay to eat if tested
Lots of space battles on plutis, mars, saturn, all your
favorite planets
muppets you just cant get enough of them
The Chuba Lord – very scary slug beast. Eats all
day. also the fattest villein
Light swords. A jedi knight’s best weapon. luke silo slashed
a yeti with one and I was so impressed. weakness to power arrows.
Look at the new light sword lol it is really great
Star war episode V Quiz:
-what does the V stand for? hard to say
-who are dark vadar’s father?
-Name 3 different kinds of muppet pals
!!!! More leaked tubnails of episode V !!!!
Great party. Look at these old friends having fun, wow who would audit
such a great and ufn time
Dark vadar plushies are not fine no dark vadar
can’t be soft; he is the darkest lord
Leonard Hobbs released on bond welcome back!! Excellent
yodi is not a leprechaun. I get really mad when
people say he is one.
I do not know who this man is. or who allowed
him to the party. he is not allowed here anymore. notify secvurity if seen
burps did a terrible job. Try again
We must all help cover the cost of these expensive backdrops they do not pay for themselves. As well as the graphic designer who charged an outrageous rate
wow really good --- look at those starwars
lightssworss contraption. really great star work
Grisbee how you have grown, my friend..keep it up Jedi Master
can't remember
This is Mimi, owner of Mimi's cafe across the street. I have such a huge crush on this beautiful, woman. The girl not the muppet*
Babby Fett Burps– babby fett helmet still missing :( You
better find it Burps it will cost you a weeks pay
Wheels #1 winner again! Wheels dressed up as the death star
– absolute #1 best
see you in court
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