hmmm so cnn, yes cnn, says if you make 300k you are considered in the top 1% of the wealth...and then you take the taxes and everything else your left with lets say 200 to 250 k which isnt much for living in a large city were a parking space can cost 500 bucks or a 500 sq foot loft is 1500 dollars a month, not quite understanding this occupy wall street thing cause i pretty sure that is obtainable if you get a degree in something other than art or music or something else that is totally worthless.....were you don't get paid til you die or no one wants your services...but what the hell do i know I'm trying to get to that 1% so i will just keep my mouth shut and observe as this stupidity plays out.
I have instituted a new currency ruling at the Home where all the old must use their hurricane dollars™ to buy their food so you can trade 100 hurricane dollars for 1 tiger dollar and 100 tiger dollars for 1 Barracuda Chip. I altered the vending machines to only accept barracuda chips and if you try to put regular quarters in there it makes a loud buzzing noise and police lights which is why I have the big cut out of a policeman waving his fingers and I whited out the rubbish about drunk driving and wrote BARRACUDA CHIPS ONLY PAL Now when I explained this to the nameless I got a load of questions from their families that made no sense whatsoever What Are We Supposed To Do With The All The Regular Money? and How Are They Even Supposed To Earn One Single Hurricane Dollar…IT’S A FREE MARKET, WHAT DO YOU THINK I DON’T GIVE A STEVE JOBS HOW THEY EARN IT. Of course this entire thing is a front for the real operation, which is $$$FAKING OUT SOCIAL SECURITY$$$
1) Make up a currency of your own design and implement it with an iron fist. Do not worry about actually making the money. Explain that all current money is now useless and that the new money will be coming soon. That way demand will grow
2) Trick social security into making you the representative payee for everyone at a home and funnel all these funds through various dummy corporations trickheist ponzi scheme into an account of your choosing
3) Rake in that Dough!!!!!
Now that you are swimming in gold raining down from the clouds of Olympus you may be in pursuit by Wall Street Protestors because your body is made up of 1% pure affluent crystal currency current coursing through your bloodstream giving you the strength to pulverizle these loafs and their rival librarian ramen noodle bloodstreams (beefstreams)
