I daydream at work a lot especially around 3:00 – 5:00 pm when I am hiding from my boss here’s a little something I came up with it’s called Super Frissball 64. If you think I should add more !!! marks please let me know and I will.
Super Frissball 64!!!!!!! Super Frissball the game for real men who love sports. Dungeon Crawler. Ultimate sports action with Super Frissball!! ‘Take it to the field’ whilst battling on the grid iron with your ultimate Frissball beliefs - argue about religion with your high school art teacher!! Super Frissball anything is possible but nothing is certain…
SUPER FRIBBSBOLL is the ultimate action/rpg/sport simulator game massively multiplayer where you can finally do all the things you wanted to do in life now you can do them in the virtual world with your Frissball™. Remember the driving instructor who made fun of you for listening to your Kidz Bop CD in the car so you got upset and ran off the road into that playground going 50mph and dislodged the plastic slide from the playset when you hit the hand brake and rammed it going backwards? Throw your Frissball at him he explodes into one million databits but you gain infamy points with the driving school faction (every action in Super Frissball has consequences) Four (4) difficulty settings available - Easy, Republican, Democrat and ‘Extreme’ Democrat. Engrossing Story. Three (3) different endings depending on how you lead your Frissball career and there is also a fourth secret ending that is rated M for Mature.
Super Frristball is the ultimate family experience. It breaks the fourth wall…LITERALLY!!!!* (Actual Frissball crashes through television screen at the obtainment of 1,000,000 Frisspoints) Player must dodge actual Frissball!! Recommend having additional television sets in the home to resume playing ultimate Frissball!!! Do not play Frissball on High DefinintionTV!! Frissball Team will never replace replace broken equipment or devices. We expect the player to manage the cost of all damages. *(Under absolutely no circumstances should Super Frissball be played with young children in the room…Frissball ejects from television at upwards of 90mph and this has been found in semi-rare cases to deform developing infant skulls and arms. Dispose of Frissball immediately after use as prolonged handling of Frissball WILL cause damage to developing brains and eyes)
The warnings above will be in the smallest font size possible to ensure positive sales. I will make each player sign a waiver and I’ll keep them in my backpack as usual so that I won’t be liable for any of your mutant Frissball babies as a result of your failure to read simple warnings. If you decide to send your mutant children at me all at once be aware that I already set traps around the ENTIRE home so it won’t matter. And if you hurl your babies at me with catapults forget it because I put a dog on the roof that will bark real loud to warn me of your tricks.
DON’T STRAP YOUR BABIES TO THE FRISSBALL EITHER AND ROLL THEM AT THE DOOR LIKE A BALL BECAUSE THERE ARE HOMELESS GUYS GUARDING THE ENTRANCE WITH SHOVELS WHO ARE IN MY EMPLOY AND THEY WILL KNOCK THOSE GODDAMN THINGS RIGHT BACK. ARE YOU PREPARED TO STOP MULTIPLE BABY BALLS THUNDERING TOWARD YOU THAT A HOMELESS MAN HIT WITH A SHOVEL?
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.
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