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Subj>GRISBEE FRIEND
>>Incoming Dear GRISBEE PLEASE SEND AID
Gribboy if you are reading this please send help I am trapped in the
machine god kingdom it is dark and I am afraid. I have been here for what seems
months or possibly even years it is hard to tell because your father lord F. has
banished all time devices and time is very strange and inconsistent here, but it is OK because my large bushy beard hangs deep
to my chest and a man tells time not by a clocks or even the stars but by the
length of his beard. I will soon begin my escape from this underground city.
But it will be very difficult to leave because I am a wanted man and had to
strip completely naked to throw the white wolfs off my scent trail and
have been hiding in the sewers and abdonded buildings and sometimes have to
crawl outside gasping for air and I have spooked at least a dozen of the city
dwellers with my freakishly long beard and my gaspings and my screams. Can only
send you a quick message now that I have figured out how to hack into the
Broadbrain thanks to the hackers goo I brought with me but I couldn’t carry
that goo around after throwing all my clothes away; however, I am a stealthwerks champion so it was a simple matter of injecting the green computer gloo into
my system so now my body is filled with Hackersblod and also my eyes are now the color
of solid green with neon tears running down my face from this lifestyle
choice and it the pain is so intens so sometimes when the citizens see
this I begin to unleash a full throated scream and claw my face and then I sink back into the sewer
lair while still screaming
How is the home and how are The Nameless? Has the mole problem
increased tenfold? I imagine by now the moles running rampant and free to the
point you cannot even see the carpet and you have to shuffle your feet all
arounds wading through the half fut of brown squeakers and the entire home is
full dark now because they have chewn up all the wrires again?. And maybe the
moles have grown in stature and strength and have therefore increased their
grit and their mettle. If so you are welcome for the shotgun. also please
confirm if the law has come looking for me and also if the trial for djams
murder has concluded yet and have the judges passed sentence? and also if
wheels has been convicted of the homicide charges because of the letter I sent to
the courts re: her devious Meat Party Tricks where she fed the DJ wolfs meat
and it wasnt me nope and have they sentenced her to death by Electric Chair as
I requested meaning her wheelchair was modified with electrodes because she has
been with that chair since emerging from the womb and the humanain way
would be to keep her in the chair for the death? and Grisbee can you also confirm if Cougar
Town
DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT SO HERE IS THE HISTORY OF SAINT PATRICK”S DAY
(Pic)Dear Saint. Patrick.
Grisbee do you know the history of priest saint padders? When Ireland was
filled to the brim with snakes and no one could even drive around because of all the
snakes on the highways so st. padders captured them all and stuffed them into
barrels and shipped them to North America and that’s why we have snakes here
? (thank you saint pad?)? St. patricks got ride of the snakes that’s who did it
look it up. And when allo the ground snakes were exiled he used his elephant
gun to hunt down the flying snakes and the cloud snakes? And when all those
were died he mashed up all them snake corpses together in a big pile and then he chucked the
snakeball into the river thames? So every year we ball up are snakes and throw
them in the river. to give thanks thank you saint Pad!
Saint Padders with signature duel sandlewood revolvers and hyperbike
(Cloud snakes achieve velocity of 66 mps in free flight and can gulp a bird midair)
95% CHANCE TO HIT
(Some people even belief that Steve Irwin was the second coming of Saint Padders, Snake Hunter but this has been debunked when he was stabbed in the
heart by the water scorpion (saint padders had 2 hearts)
You may know that when Saint Patters was captured by pirates he was taken to whorm
island. This is a land full of secrets and whorm tunnels and the pirates used
these to smuggle their spices and their pirate coins. But the tunnels were
cursed with ghost whorms, which you couldn’t slash with a sword or squish even
with your foot. But how mr. patters got away from the banshey whorms is a story
for another day my dear gris
Grisbee please spread the word about Mr. Padders and his snake exploits
(snakesploits) and help me escape this wretched world Frisbee is your father he will listen to you sweet child. You are
my one and only true friend. I miss my home and also sorry for when I went down
to the basement city and forgot to close the door behind me and the prized white wolfs sped past me at lightning speed didn’t cause too much trouble but I bet
your happy I gave everyone in the home shotguns now aren’t you? wHEN the stupid
boss told me that it was a bad idea to order 18 crates of shotguns and then I
White wolfs in natural state
RARE WOLF MOTHER
